1 00:00:10,333 --> 00:00:13,208 Pangu separated heaven and earth. All things flourished. 2 00:00:14,916 --> 00:00:18,083 Thousands of years ago, demonic flames sundered the land. 3 00:00:18,166 --> 00:00:20,666 The Demon King of the Sixth Heaven entered the Human Realm. 4 00:00:21,291 --> 00:00:24,458 He fed on the living to enhance his power, 5 00:00:24,541 --> 00:00:26,666 desiring to become the supreme overlord. 6 00:00:28,416 --> 00:00:31,500 The Celestial Realm sent its fiercest warrior, the Third Crown Prince, 7 00:00:31,583 --> 00:00:33,291 to subdue the demon. 8 00:00:33,791 --> 00:00:36,500 The ensuing battle was earth-shattering. 9 00:00:37,041 --> 00:00:39,458 The Demon King was driven back to hell. 10 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:43,250 But the battle left the Human Realm in ruins. 11 00:00:43,791 --> 00:00:46,125 So the Celestial Realm prohibited gods and demons 12 00:00:46,208 --> 00:00:48,791 from entering the Human Realm in their true forms. 13 00:00:49,291 --> 00:00:52,958 Henceforth, any god or demon who wishes to enter the Human Realm 14 00:00:54,041 --> 00:00:56,958 must use spirit channeling to circumvent this ban. 15 00:00:58,916 --> 00:01:01,041 However, very few people in the Human Realm 16 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,583 can forge covenants with gods and demons 17 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:07,166 and become supernatural agents. 18 00:01:24,875 --> 00:01:26,666 Among those who do, 19 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:29,750 some are endowed with immense power and grave duties. 20 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:32,375 They are called… 21 00:01:35,458 --> 00:01:36,500 agents from above. 22 00:01:36,583 --> 00:01:38,416 AGENT FROM ABOVE 23 00:01:42,291 --> 00:01:47,083 THE SINNER 24 00:01:54,541 --> 00:02:00,875 DONGFENG MARKET 25 00:02:24,625 --> 00:02:25,458 Excuse me, 26 00:02:25,541 --> 00:02:26,625 do you know… 27 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:40,875 Stop if you're human. 28 00:02:43,083 --> 00:02:45,083 Enter if you're a ghost. 29 00:03:50,916 --> 00:03:54,583 MASTER HAN CHIEH 409, NO. 56, LN. 114, DONGFENG ST., TAIPEI 30 00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:18,958 409, NO. 56, LN. 114, DONGFENG ST. 31 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,583 -Who is it? -I'm looking for Han Chieh. 32 00:04:41,541 --> 00:04:42,458 What do you want? 33 00:04:43,875 --> 00:04:45,500 Hi, Master Han. I'm Leafy. 34 00:04:45,583 --> 00:04:47,916 I heard you specialize in ghost-related issues. 35 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,416 -Sorry, I don't take new clients. -Hey, wait. 36 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:52,791 I know you only work for the Third Crown Prince. 37 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,875 But I have no one else to turn to. 38 00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:58,875 Someone put this under my dad's pillow. 39 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:01,416 A female ghost enchanted him. 40 00:05:06,041 --> 00:05:08,083 Go away. Don't bother me again. 41 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:18,625 What's wrong with you? Go home. 42 00:05:20,375 --> 00:05:22,166 What's with your attitude? 43 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:24,958 Some great master, more like a scamming lowlife! 44 00:05:25,541 --> 00:05:27,250 I told you to go home, hear me? 45 00:06:02,458 --> 00:06:03,291 -Hey. -Come on. 46 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,083 What're you doing? 47 00:07:05,833 --> 00:07:07,958 Little girl, how old are you? 48 00:07:08,458 --> 00:07:09,291 I'm 21. 49 00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:20,333 When's your next day off? 50 00:07:21,125 --> 00:07:22,083 I'm not sure. 51 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:25,000 She's only 21. 52 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:26,750 Be gentle with her. 53 00:07:26,833 --> 00:07:28,583 Or the heavens might punish you. 54 00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:30,750 I'm off. 55 00:07:31,583 --> 00:07:33,125 I'll come round when I'm free. 56 00:07:51,708 --> 00:07:53,291 Stupid bird. What now? 57 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:02,375 I've got so many tasks. And you won't let me smoke. 58 00:08:02,458 --> 00:08:03,333 Give me a break. 59 00:08:05,291 --> 00:08:06,541 Thank you. 60 00:08:17,541 --> 00:08:18,625 Master Han. 61 00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:23,708 My mom's been seeing a feng shui master. 62 00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:26,958 He knows we've got money, and is using this to hurt my dad. 63 00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:27,875 It's fake. 64 00:08:28,666 --> 00:08:29,541 It's real. 65 00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:31,458 I've seen it more than once. 66 00:08:31,541 --> 00:08:32,541 WUMENG OCCULTIST… 67 00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:35,333 Says he's a master of the Wumeng Maoshan Technique. 68 00:08:38,458 --> 00:08:39,416 Wumeng Maoshan? 69 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:50,458 HO CHUN-LAI 70 00:08:51,708 --> 00:08:55,250 SOLE HEIR OF WUMENG MAOSHAN TRADITION DISCIPLE OF MASTER CHEN CHI-SHA 71 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:04,166 WUMENG OCCULTIST USES FEMALE GHOSTS TO TARGET FAMILY 72 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:07,375 SOLE HEIR OF WUMENG MAOSHAN TRADITION 73 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,291 -You should've shown me sooner. -You know him? 74 00:09:14,541 --> 00:09:15,375 No, not him. 75 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:17,500 MASTER CHEN CHI-SHA 76 00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:19,958 But his master, Chen Chi-sha, is pretty famous. 77 00:09:26,583 --> 00:09:29,916 Seems your family's in trouble. I've just gotten orders from above. 78 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,791 From the Third Crown Prince? 79 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:35,750 I'll take a look tomorrow. 80 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:37,500 Thank you, Master Han. 81 00:09:38,416 --> 00:09:39,750 Don't call me "Master". 82 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:42,375 I said I'd take a look, not take the job. 83 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,250 Yes, Mr. Han. 84 00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:48,125 What was all that outside just now? 85 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:54,916 Some asshole had relationship troubles here a few years back. 86 00:09:56,041 --> 00:09:57,875 He started a fire to end it all. 87 00:09:58,375 --> 00:09:59,916 But the asshole survived. 88 00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:02,458 The residents here weren't so lucky. 89 00:10:03,416 --> 00:10:04,625 As they died unjustly, 90 00:10:04,708 --> 00:10:08,375 most of them became earthbound spirits and got stuck here. 91 00:10:09,541 --> 00:10:13,208 Every night after 11 p.m., they get real spooked out. 92 00:10:13,708 --> 00:10:15,041 They think he'll come back 93 00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:18,208 and set fire to the place again. Like you saw earlier. 94 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,333 Get it? 95 00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:30,125 Mr. Han, what was that for? 96 00:10:38,291 --> 00:10:40,958 Opening your third eye so you don't spook my neighbors. 97 00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:01,708 They're your neighbors? 98 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,458 It's fine, nothing to be afraid of. 99 00:11:23,958 --> 00:11:25,416 Sorry to disturb you. 100 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:34,125 TAIPEI CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT CENTRAL DISTRICT PRECINCT 101 00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:37,708 I can't, she's in tears just talking about it. 102 00:11:37,791 --> 00:11:39,458 Sir, don't wire the money yet. 103 00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:41,000 Do nothing at the bank. 104 00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:43,375 Let the police handle it when they arrive. 105 00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:45,708 But what if my overseas girlfriend dumps me? 106 00:11:45,791 --> 00:11:48,583 Damn it. I'm not a god, how should I know? 107 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:52,500 She told you to ignore the police. Only scammers say that, sir. 108 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:54,375 -What we have is true love. -Sir. 109 00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:57,625 Sir. Hey, sir. 110 00:11:58,916 --> 00:12:01,750 Goddammit, he won't listen. 111 00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:09,500 Restroom Peeping Tom. 112 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:11,583 No one shows up on the security cam. 113 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:15,000 Have Han Chieh look into it. See if it's a ghost. 114 00:12:15,916 --> 00:12:18,416 No filthy spirits escape my spirit vision. 115 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,333 As if. 116 00:12:20,416 --> 00:12:23,083 You were just born with the ability to see them. 117 00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:26,916 You're on this case to make you useful. 118 00:12:27,541 --> 00:12:29,708 Don't worry, Chao. Leave this to me. 119 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:33,208 If I can handle these old-timers, what's a few ghosts? 120 00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:47,416 The first time I saw her, she was standing there. 121 00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:51,500 The second time, she was standing there. 122 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,250 MY JAPAN TRIP I'LL BE BACK WHEN I'M BETTER 123 00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:19,083 LEAFY, YOU CAN DO IT! GET WELL SOON 124 00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:27,333 BEI KANG UNITED HOSPITAL, YEH CHIH-LING 125 00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:33,125 Hey. Not in here. 126 00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:41,291 Are you okay? 127 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,000 I'm fine. It's just leukemia. 128 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,541 Look. Pretty cool, right? 129 00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:02,791 Yeah. 130 00:14:06,833 --> 00:14:08,250 I found the red envelope here. 131 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,458 Look, another one. 132 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,041 I don't smell anything. It's a fake. 133 00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:32,333 That's not possible. I know I saw her. 134 00:14:32,416 --> 00:14:35,750 If there really was a ghost, I'd be able to see her and smell her. 135 00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,708 But I don't smell a thing on this red envelope. 136 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:40,958 Maybe you imagined it? 137 00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:43,791 In here, Master Ho. 138 00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:46,500 Sorry for troubling you again. 139 00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:48,625 Here, this way. 140 00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:49,625 Chih-ling. 141 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:51,916 You have company? 142 00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:53,291 -Yes. -Hello. 143 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:54,916 He studies film at college too. 144 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:58,333 I asked Master Ho to check how you're doing today. 145 00:14:58,416 --> 00:15:00,833 Have a seat. I'll get some fruit. 146 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,291 Give me a hand. 147 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:04,166 Please sit. 148 00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:10,000 So, Master Ho, you're an expert on feng shui 149 00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,000 and sick girls. 150 00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,250 I came to read her palms 151 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,291 to see how she can avoid her doom. 152 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,250 Avoid doom? 153 00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:20,541 By putting this here? 154 00:15:22,416 --> 00:15:23,500 How's Chen Chi-sha? 155 00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:26,958 Master Chen retired years ago. 156 00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:29,333 He spends his time in the sun enjoying life. 157 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:32,791 This red envelope helps thwart extramarital affairs, 158 00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:35,750 so Mrs. Yeh can save her marriage. 159 00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:38,500 I know all about the Wumeng Maoshan Technique. 160 00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:42,208 So I'm warning you not to harm them. 161 00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:46,875 Young man. 162 00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:50,166 They pay me to alleviate their woes. 163 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,458 Why would I wish them harm? 164 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,083 WUMENG OCCULTIST USES 165 00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:05,750 FEMALE GHOSTS TO TARGET FAMILY 166 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:07,083 GHOST HAUNTS LADIES' ROOM 167 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:14,666 Han Chieh, I don't trust that guy. 168 00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:18,541 Why are you here again? Shouldn't you be at home resting? 169 00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:23,958 I told my mom we're making a movie. 170 00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:26,000 She actually agreed to let me out. 171 00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:30,000 Find someone else to hang out with. I'm busy. 172 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:32,333 Doing what? 173 00:16:32,916 --> 00:16:34,583 Did you get new instructions? 174 00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:36,500 Can I tag along? 175 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,625 My house is still haunted. 176 00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:47,666 Really gonna just ditch me like this? 177 00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:53,000 That'd make me sad. I'll start crying and make a scene. 178 00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:56,500 People will think we're a couple fighting. 179 00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:03,083 A new friend? Won't you introduce us? 180 00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:07,416 Not like that. She's a client. We're not close. 181 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,166 Hi, we're friends. 182 00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:14,916 Chieh is my neighbor. His friend is my friend. 183 00:17:15,416 --> 00:17:17,541 -What'll it be? -The usual, pork rice bowl. 184 00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:18,791 One more. 185 00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:21,708 Okay. 186 00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:33,166 And she is… 187 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,750 Hey, that's messed up. Is she even 18? 188 00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,875 My house is haunted. I asked him for help. 189 00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:43,958 What a coincidence. I need his help too. 190 00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,125 Eaten yet? 191 00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:48,500 Not yet. So you'd better not ruin my appetite. 192 00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:51,916 Look at a case for me. 193 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:53,583 Why should I? 194 00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:56,333 'Cause you're a model citizen helping the cops. 195 00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:58,750 -Do I look like a model citizen? -Yeah. 196 00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:01,458 A really handsome one. I'll treat you to bubble tea. 197 00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:03,500 Thanks, uncle officer. 198 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,916 Uncle? 199 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,250 I mean, officer. 200 00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:08,750 Sister Lo, three bubble teas! 201 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:14,375 -A Peeping Tom? -Yeah. 202 00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:18,791 Four reports this month of a pervert harassing girls at an internet cafe. 203 00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:22,291 There is nobody in the footage. It has to be a ghost. 204 00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:26,541 -So you came to see me? -Yeah. 205 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:31,333 GHOST HAUNTS LADIES' ROOM 206 00:18:32,916 --> 00:18:35,208 I've got instructions from above. I'm on it. 207 00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:37,041 -I'll go too. -No. 208 00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:39,125 Your masculinity will scare the ghost off. 209 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,500 -Then I'll go. -No way. 210 00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:42,458 You're too young. 211 00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:47,916 You can come. 212 00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:14,791 Hey! Show some respect. 213 00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,708 How can you watch that stuff in front of me? 214 00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:19,708 It's not for you. It's for the Peeping Tom. 215 00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:23,333 Seeing a girl watching porn might lure him out. 216 00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:26,416 What kind of dumbass move is that? 217 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:30,375 You'd better earn your keep. Turn on all the computers. 218 00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,416 We'll bait the pervert. 219 00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:53,875 Han Chieh. 220 00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:57,541 Why'd you become the Third Crown Prince's agent? 221 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,625 Hey, you already know about my wig. 222 00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:07,375 You should open up to me too. 223 00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:11,750 For my family. 224 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:13,166 Family? 225 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:14,333 Where are they? 226 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:20,041 In hell. 227 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:27,375 When I was young, I made a huge mistake 228 00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:29,166 and got them killed. 229 00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:31,583 So I decided to kill myself. 230 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,333 Hey. 231 00:21:12,416 --> 00:21:16,458 Think jumping off some building and dying would fix everything? 232 00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:19,875 Kid. 233 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,458 You got my aide killed. How are you going to repay me? 234 00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:25,750 I… 235 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,541 Who was your assistant? 236 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,166 Your dad. 237 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,375 Your dad was my assistant. 238 00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:36,708 So what's it going to be? 239 00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:38,958 My dad? 240 00:21:40,041 --> 00:21:40,875 I… 241 00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:42,625 Take my life instead. 242 00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:43,958 Okay? 243 00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:47,375 Your lousy life 244 00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:51,041 is even lousier than the rag your dad cleaned the table with. 245 00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:54,125 Take your life? It's not that simple. 246 00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:36,875 Dad! 247 00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:38,375 Mom! 248 00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:42,041 This is what you humans call hell. 249 00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:45,083 Your parents didn't raise you properly. 250 00:22:45,166 --> 00:22:47,375 So they'll be punished in your place 251 00:22:47,458 --> 00:22:49,250 until you atone for their sins. 252 00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:54,458 It was my mistake. 253 00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:56,333 Let them out. 254 00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:58,500 Take me instead. Take me. 255 00:23:00,041 --> 00:23:02,250 That's not going to happen. 256 00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:05,166 But we can negotiate terms. 257 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,750 Make life a bit easier for them in there. 258 00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:09,791 Okay. 259 00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:15,416 I'll do anything you want. Anything. 260 00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:18,875 I'll do anything you want. 261 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:24,958 Who exactly are you? 262 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:31,583 You've forgotten me? 263 00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:36,791 I'm that handsome guy you've worshiped 264 00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,875 since you were a kid. 265 00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:48,666 Third Crown Prince. 266 00:23:51,916 --> 00:23:53,166 Is it really you? 267 00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:57,791 Kid, you got your dad killed. 268 00:23:58,416 --> 00:24:01,666 Starting today, you must repay his debt. 269 00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:08,541 Prepare yourself. 270 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:12,208 This debt… is heavy as hell. 271 00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:16,125 FIRE-TIPPED SPEAR 272 00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:17,125 QIANKUN HOOP 273 00:24:17,208 --> 00:24:18,166 RED ARMILLARY SASH 274 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:19,500 NINE DRAGONS DIVINE FIRE BARRIER 275 00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:25,708 QIANKUN HOOP 276 00:24:25,791 --> 00:24:27,791 He said that after I use up these milk caps, 277 00:24:27,875 --> 00:24:30,708 my debt would be cleared and my parents reincarnated. 278 00:24:30,791 --> 00:24:32,541 Three thousand and six hundred of them. 279 00:24:33,583 --> 00:24:36,625 It's been over a decade. It'll all be over soon. 280 00:24:38,166 --> 00:24:42,041 So you talk to the Third Crown Prince through that bird? 281 00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:43,916 And beat up whoever he tells you to? 282 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,041 Pretty much. 283 00:24:45,125 --> 00:24:47,916 Like religious con-men or malevolent ghosts. 284 00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:50,666 Happy now? 285 00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:52,541 Go turn on the computers. 286 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,333 Okay. 287 00:24:55,541 --> 00:24:58,791 So you beat up people too? I thought you only beat up ghosts. 288 00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:02,708 You get good and bad people. It's the same with ghosts. 289 00:25:02,791 --> 00:25:05,833 Either way, I reason with them if I can. 290 00:25:06,416 --> 00:25:07,375 If not… 291 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:10,458 I kick their asses. 292 00:25:12,208 --> 00:25:14,500 I thought the gods would try to spread love. 293 00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:17,875 The Third Crown Prince gave me these to fight with, 294 00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:19,708 not to spread love. 295 00:25:24,291 --> 00:25:27,541 Stop right there. I don't want to use a milk cap on you. 296 00:25:27,625 --> 00:25:28,458 What? 297 00:25:28,541 --> 00:25:29,625 Playing dumb with me? 298 00:25:30,916 --> 00:25:32,000 I'm talking to you. 299 00:25:32,666 --> 00:25:33,666 I'm listening. 300 00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:38,625 You can see me? 301 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:44,333 Fuck, my glasses. 302 00:25:44,416 --> 00:25:45,958 Wait up. I'm not done yet. 303 00:25:46,041 --> 00:25:46,875 Hang on! 304 00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:49,000 You made me do this. 305 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,333 Wang Hsiao-ming Third Gear. 306 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:41,000 Take this. 307 00:26:57,458 --> 00:26:58,750 No! 308 00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:43,125 Han Chieh! 309 00:27:49,791 --> 00:27:50,625 Give me a sec. 310 00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:52,375 Turn it back on. 311 00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:55,166 I'm sorry. 312 00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:05,583 Wang Hsiao-ming, right? 313 00:28:06,958 --> 00:28:08,041 Who are you? 314 00:28:08,583 --> 00:28:11,166 Why'd you hit me? What'd I ever do to you? 315 00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:13,041 You didn't do anything to me, 316 00:28:13,666 --> 00:28:16,333 but you spy on women in the bathroom and scare them. 317 00:28:17,375 --> 00:28:18,750 You're such a pervert. 318 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:21,583 Just going to the toilet will creep me out now. 319 00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:25,083 Right. I am a pervert. 320 00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,833 What else are perverts supposed to do? 321 00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:29,833 Help old ladies cross the street? 322 00:28:33,166 --> 00:28:35,958 I don't care what you are. I'm here to catch you. 323 00:28:36,791 --> 00:28:38,000 You have two choices. 324 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:41,666 One, behave yourself until the spirit warden comes for you. 325 00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:44,375 Two, I beat you until your soul dissipates. 326 00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:46,958 I died 'cause life was pointless. 327 00:28:47,041 --> 00:28:49,458 Now death's pointless too. I can't do anything. 328 00:28:50,041 --> 00:28:51,791 Fine. Come on. 329 00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:53,583 Come on, make it fast. 330 00:28:53,666 --> 00:28:55,583 Hit me. Let my soul dissipate. 331 00:28:55,666 --> 00:28:56,708 Hit me. 332 00:28:56,791 --> 00:28:57,958 Come on, hit me. 333 00:28:58,041 --> 00:28:58,916 I can take it-- 334 00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:03,375 Wait! 335 00:29:04,291 --> 00:29:05,125 Wait a sec. 336 00:29:05,958 --> 00:29:07,166 Hey, I'm sorry. 337 00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:09,333 But isn't there a quicker way? 338 00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:11,458 If I use a milk cap, it will hurt me more. 339 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:12,583 Just suck it up. 340 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:18,791 Wait a sec! 341 00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:22,833 Okay, stop hitting me. I'll do whatever you say. 342 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:24,750 Hey, no! 343 00:29:24,833 --> 00:29:25,666 Han Chieh! 344 00:29:26,583 --> 00:29:28,333 He said he'll do whatever you say. 345 00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:39,791 Where will I go if I can't stay here? 346 00:29:39,875 --> 00:29:42,958 Not my problem. Stay out of other people's way 347 00:29:43,041 --> 00:29:44,541 and wait for the spirit warden. 348 00:29:44,625 --> 00:29:46,916 -For how long? -How would I know? 349 00:29:47,416 --> 00:29:49,916 Could be a few days. Or a few years. 350 00:29:57,458 --> 00:30:00,875 You want me to stay hidden away in darkness for years? 351 00:30:01,541 --> 00:30:03,333 I wanna go online. 352 00:30:03,416 --> 00:30:06,083 I wanna watch porn. I wanna watch anime. 353 00:30:06,166 --> 00:30:07,375 I wanna play games. 354 00:30:07,916 --> 00:30:10,958 I even missed out on that billion game-coin giveaway! 355 00:30:11,041 --> 00:30:13,416 One billion. One billion. Fuck. 356 00:30:14,791 --> 00:30:17,416 Sounds like life was pretty good. Why kill yourself? 357 00:30:22,583 --> 00:30:26,000 Because Hsiao-jou turned me down. I took it hard and… 358 00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:30,333 You're a ghost now. 359 00:30:30,416 --> 00:30:32,458 Why not date lady ghosts? 360 00:30:32,541 --> 00:30:34,583 They're only into handsome ghosts. 361 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,791 I'll introduce one to you. 362 00:30:36,875 --> 00:30:38,250 Hey, don't be stupid. 363 00:30:38,333 --> 00:30:40,375 I can get her away from my dad 364 00:30:40,458 --> 00:30:41,833 and set her up with him. 365 00:30:41,916 --> 00:30:43,500 Everyone wins that way. 366 00:30:43,583 --> 00:30:46,333 Is she… hot? 367 00:30:46,958 --> 00:30:49,375 Yeah. And a stunning figure. 368 00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:51,291 That's enough. Time to go home. 369 00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:52,708 I don't want to go home. 370 00:30:52,791 --> 00:30:55,625 I'm going to follow my dad and take care of that ghost. 371 00:30:56,125 --> 00:30:57,125 I told you. 372 00:30:57,708 --> 00:30:59,125 That red envelope is fake. 373 00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:01,791 Hsiao-ming, come with me. 374 00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:03,791 -I'll take you to see her. -Count me in. 375 00:31:04,708 --> 00:31:06,750 Hey, think you could pull me out? 376 00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:08,708 I'm kinda stuck right now. 377 00:31:08,791 --> 00:31:10,416 And what about my mission? 378 00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:15,000 He can stay if he has to. I can do this on my own. 379 00:31:19,375 --> 00:31:20,208 Hey. 380 00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:22,333 Yo, is that your girl? 381 00:31:22,416 --> 00:31:23,833 She even over 18? 382 00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:26,625 No. Don't! 383 00:31:51,041 --> 00:31:52,041 Come here. 384 00:31:52,958 --> 00:31:56,833 Listen, Han Chieh's a decent guy. No need to be so scared of him. 385 00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:04,000 If you were more manly like him, maybe girls would like you too. 386 00:32:08,291 --> 00:32:11,083 Han Chieh, can I ask you something? 387 00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:13,166 Any tips for hitting on girls? 388 00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:16,583 Why would a ghost need tips? Just stay out of trouble. 389 00:32:20,625 --> 00:32:22,000 Hey, there's my dad. 390 00:32:28,291 --> 00:32:29,958 And? How about that ghost chick? 391 00:32:30,833 --> 00:32:34,208 It's just an ordinary woman. We're done here. Let's go. 392 00:32:34,291 --> 00:32:36,708 No. I need to ask my dad about this. 393 00:32:36,791 --> 00:32:39,916 Calm down. This is between your parents. What can you do? 394 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,916 I have to see what she looks like. 395 00:33:00,208 --> 00:33:02,500 Hey, the red wine's here. 396 00:33:07,958 --> 00:33:10,041 -I ordered two bottles today. -Okay. 397 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:31,750 You two need to talk. I'd better be going. 398 00:34:49,541 --> 00:34:51,833 Look, another one. 399 00:35:08,083 --> 00:35:11,625 Han Chieh… why are they following her? 400 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,500 Leafy got it wrong. 401 00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:21,083 Her mom put the envelope there, but her dad's not the target. 402 00:35:23,291 --> 00:35:24,208 This woman is. 403 00:35:27,416 --> 00:35:29,458 But those two envelopes didn't smell. 404 00:35:31,041 --> 00:35:32,500 This must be a real pro. 405 00:35:33,958 --> 00:35:35,708 What smell? What's this smell? 406 00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:06,125 What's Ho Chun-lai got you doing? 407 00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:12,250 I can set you free. 408 00:36:12,833 --> 00:36:14,625 Chen Chi-sha always used to-- 409 00:36:42,041 --> 00:36:42,875 Come out!